1) The f bomb. Said as often as we say “enjoy!” Whether it’s to celebrate a dinner rush executed so flawlessly even Gordon Ramsay would applaud, or to describe the table that just wouldn’t pay the bill and get the f out (see, there it is and we weren’t even trying), or 20 minutes after closing when we’re all trying to make last call somewhere…anywhere, the f bomb is a staple in our vocabulary that is both excepted and necessary in almost all scenarios.
2) The Ass slap. Now, we are in no way, no how and in no form condoning sexual harassment in the work place buttttt, (see what we did there?) if you haven’t celebrated a $2,500 ring out or an early cut on a Friday night with a good ol’ fashioned ass slap, or a secret finger up the bum to your work besty while she’s greeting a four top of middle age woman with bob hair cuts, then…well…carry on.
3) The end of the shift beer while cashing out. I don’t know at what other job on the planet they pour you a beer right before you go count the hundreds sometimes thousands of the business’s profit dollars. Only this job. This glorious, glorious job.